Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling continues to try to convince the world that she eats, despite evidence to the contrary.

After being checked into the hospital last month for an unknown stomach condition, Star Magazine ran a story that she was ill because she doesn't eat and weighs just 95lbs.

Tori Spelling was in the hospital last night and was re-admitted again today for some kind of mysterious stomach problem.

But thank goodness we don't have to wonder what it's all about because her trusty sidekick/husband, Dean McDermott is keeping us abreast via his Twitter feed.

Tori Spelling, 36, will join Kathie Lee Gifford as guest co-host on The Today Show this week, NBC announced.

The former Beverly Hills, 90210 cast member will join Gifford in the morning program's fourth hour from Monday to Wednesday.

Spelling, who has also launched a reality series about her own family titled Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood will step into the shoes of co-host Hoda Kotb, who has the week off.

We're tingling with anticipation. ... 

—Philippa Bourke, Splash News

Over the weekend we spoke to someone who works very closely with Tori Spelling and they revealed to us just how upset Tori is about the rampant speculation that she has an eating disorder.

“She eats!” our source said adamantly.

When we balked and pointed out how spindly her arms are and how gaunt she’s been, we were instantly rebuffed.

“She truly is naturally skinny,” they said, pointing out how little she was during her pre-baby Beverly Hills 90210 days.

“I wasn’t prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I’d say, ‘Dean, how’s it looking down there? Do I need to shave?’ But of course I couldn’t shave. So Dean had to shave me. He’d hold up a mirror and say, ‘How’d I do?' Or he’d take a picture with his Blackberry to show me.”

--Tori Spelling, on personal grooming while pregnant in her new book Mommywood.

Dear God, please let those photos NEVER see the light of day!

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Tori Spelling swears that she doesn’t have an eating disorder.

Uh huh.

She claims, “people haven’t seen me not pregnant in two and a half years. I’m eating healthy, I just have a crazy lifestyle.”

So crazy that you don’t have time to put food in your mouth and swallow?

Sell it to someone who’s buyin’, Tori.

No one is that busy.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Tori Spelling appeared at the release of her new book, Mommywood, at Bond Street in Beverly Hills and she was frighteningly thin!

Her head is too big for her body.

And those arms are disturbing.

If the camera adds ten pounds, can you imagine how awful she must look in person?

Tori, please eat! Please!

Look at what 90210 does to people.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Tori Spelling wants to develop a children’s clothing line.

Why?

So she can make clothes that fit her new super-anorexic frame?

Tori says she’s been inspired by her own kids, two-year-old Liam and 10-month-old Stella with husband Dean McDermott, and wants to launch her own collection.

The clothing line will be called Little Maven by Tori Spelling.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Is Lifetime busting out their best publicity stunt ever or is LeAnn Rimes pulling a Tori Spelling?

Reportedly LeAnn Rimes and her TV movie costar, mega smokeshow Eddie Cibrian, are having an affair.

Rimes, 26, who’s been married to former backup dancer Dean Sheremet for seven years, and Cibrian, 35, who has two children with his wife of eight years, model Brandi Glanville, met on the set of the Lifetime movie, Northern Lights, which premieres March 21st.

Whoa!

Tori Spelling needs to actually try chewing, swallowing and digesting food.

Either she’s becoming an airetarian or she’s on the regurge plan but, either way, this is not a good look.

Too thin, Tori!

Way too thin.

Seriously.

Tori was snapped at the premiere of The Last House on the Left at the Arclight on Tuesday night.

Where she needs to be is the first restaurant in sight.

Tori is wasting away.

–Sasha Perl-Raver