Tracy Morgan

We're done thinking that Tracy Morgan is an act. He is Tracy Jordan on 30 Rock, which is to say totally nuts.

His new book, I Am the New Black, comes out next week, but we got some choice snippets in the meantime. Morgan doesn't have very nice things to say about his former SNL castmembers, Chris Kattan and Cheri Oteri. They never respected him, he says, but he thinks they got some comeuppance.

While we were worrying about Tracy Morgan’s poor fish after a fire was sparked in his apartment due to a faulty light bulb in his fish tank, his neighbor and onscreen wife Sherri Shepherd was worrying about her wigs.

The sprinklers set off in Tracy’s apartment flooded Sherri’s home and her first thought was her collection of wigs.

“Baby, get all my hair,” she told her son when he called to say water was seeping through their ceiling. “Baby, I can’t live without my hair.”

Nice.

Tracy Morgan escaped a fire in his New York apartment on Wednesday morning unharmed.

That’s because he wasn’t home at the time of the incident.

The 30 Rock star’s home at Trump Place building on the Upper West Side of Manhattan caught fire after a light bulb in one of his fish tanks busted.

Amazingly, none of the fish were harmed either.

NYFD responded three minutes after receiving a call at 8:34am and quickly put the blaze out.

The line between Tracy Morgan and his crazy 30 Rock alter-ego, Tracy Jordan, continues to blur as Morgan overshares about his totally inappropriate tattoo.

In an interview with Maxim magazine (of course), Morgan shares the story behind one of his more unique tattoos: the words "Stove Top" inked on his delicate bits.

The Golden Globes have long been our favorite of the award shows, mainly because there’s liquor readily available on all the tables so everyone gets trashed and the likelihood of something inappropriate happening gets exponentially higher as the night goes on and the alcohol consumption goes up.

As usual, last night was a mix of highlights (go, Slumdog!) and lowlights (seriously, why is Renee Zellweger still famous?) and here they are...