Tyra Banks

Note to self: Never use the word “Oomph” ever again.

In an attempt to keep America's Next Top Model relevant, Tyra Banks has once again shaken up the judging panel for next cycle.

Jay Alexander, aka Miss J, has been demoted from judge back to runway coach and has been replaced by Vogue editor Andre Leon Tally.

Are you sitting down for this one? Tyra Banks has confirmed that she has decided to call it quits after five seasons on her talk show. First Oprah, and now Ty-Ty! Say it ain't so! What are we supposed to do with our daytimes now! (You know, besides, uh, going to work.)

This cycle of America's Next Top Model hasn't exactly been the most exciting. Ty-Ty tried to mix things up by picking all petite girls under five-foot-seven. So when she picked the new winner last night, we weren't so much enthused as we were glad to have a break for a few months from it.

Our favorite runway coach extraordinaire, Miss J, from America's Next Top Model, is a father. Yes, that's right. You heard us correctly. He reveals this and more in his new book, Follow the Model.

He and his ex-boyfriend decided to help a lesbian friend, and although he is not the biological father of the boy, he still has an active role in his life. That sounds pretty cool to us.

Well, if the Spice Girls don't want her back, American television will certainly take her!

Victoria Beckham, who's already been snapped up by American Idol for guest judging, is rumored to have accepted a small role on Gossip Girl.

Major!

Yesterday afternoon, Tyra Banks, soon to be queen of all media, launched a new online magazine, Tyra Beauty Inside and Out. We guess it wasn't enough for her to host two television shows. She needed to make her life more difficult!

We know we were probably the only ones in America watching the Daytime Emmys last night, but we watched so you didn't have to!

Tyra Banks and Rachael Ray each won in their respective categories for Best Talk Show, and the women of The View finally won for Best Talk Show Hosts after 12 tries!  

What happens when you get a mix of real life and fictional crazy be-yotches together in one show?

You'll have to watch Season Three of Gossip Girl this fall, specifically when Tyra Banks guest stars, to find out.

Blair Waldorf meets Ty-Ty Baby? The potential campiness of it alone makes us tingly with anticipation!

A source on the CW show confirmed that the former model and current host of America's Next Top Model and The Tyra Banks Show will appear in an upcoming episode of Gossip Girl.

Just as we were bemoaning the lack of drama being brought by Tyra to the situation surrounding Paulina Porizkova's firing from America's Next Top Model, our favorite crazy be-yotch, Janice Dickinson, has stepped in to stir things up.