Us Weekly

Be prepared for some, uh, unique artwork.

A former girlfriend of Yankees star Alex Rodriguez told Us Weekly that A-Rod has portraits of himself as a centaur hanging over his bed.

Well, that's awkard.

"He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure," the ex revealed. "It was ridiculous."

Apparently Kate Hudson is a big fan of mythology.

The air quality in LA is going to be a tad bit better from now on.

Katherine Heigl, the Grey's Anatomy star who has practically become as well known for always having a cigarette in her mouth in paparzzi shots as she is for pissing off her bosses, is officially quitting smoking.

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen, 28, a former Victoria's Secret angel, is expecting her first baby with husband Tom Brady, 31, quarterback for the New England Patriots. The couple got married last Februrary.

Yes, this means you can expect yet another unbelievably beautiful celebrity baby coming soon.

"This was never actually going to be a cover story,” Stephanie Pratt told MTV News about her Us Weekly cover, screeming the headline "The Hills Made Me Bulimic". She was originally approached to do an article on the new season of the show.

 Why?

Stephanie Pratt, a secondary figure on MTV’s The Hills as well as Spencer’s sister (our condolences) revealed to Us Weekly that she became bulimic after watching a scene when she first joined the show in 2007: "I was horrified. I remember saying, 'I can't believe how huge I look walking over to Lauren.'"

Later, when filming in Hawaii in bikinis she asked costar Audrina Patridge, "What looks better, shirt on or off?" Audrina said, "On."

Miley Cyrus is growing up.

Disney's teen queen has taken another step towards big girl-ness by getting her nose pierced, a classic first step towards tweenage rebellion.

"I'll let people think what they will," the actress and singer told Us Weekly of her new piercing. "I hope no one is upset at me for doing it. I think it's lame for it to be such a big deal because...it's just temporary. You can take it out."

Because Ellen DeGeneres is a wonderful, caring, kind and generous woman, she invited Lindsay Lohan on her show yesterday so Lindsay could continue her “I’m So Alone” post-Sam Ronson breakup publicity tour.

First of all, Lohan is EMACIATED! Disarmingly, upsettingly, grotesquely thin. And her voice had an “I party too hard, smoke too much and love purging” graveliness.

Secondly, since when do famous people go on talk shows to blather on about their private lives?

Kim Kardashian never ceases to amaze us with her grotesque lack of self-awareness.

Us Weekly recently printed a story about how Forever 21 was launching a new plus-sized line and it mentioned that Kim was a fan…

Of the store, not of the plus-sized clothing, something anyone with two brain cells who play together could have inferred.

Kim’s two brain cells don’t like to share the playground.

So she took to her blog and wrote:

We’ve heard of the breakup diet, we’ve even been on it a few times, but this is ridiculous.

Those aren’t legs, those are twigs. And look at how gaunt Lindsay’s face it!

The poor girl is withering away.

Lohan was snapped leaving a West Hollywood hair salon yesterday and she was shockingly thin.

We have to admit, we’re starting to wonder if Lohan is doing all of this for publicity.