vampires

November 14, 2009 at 4:33am PST
Photos: Harpo Studios

The reigning queen of the vampires may be giving up her crown for good.

Stephenie Meyer announced on The Oprah Winfrey Show yesterday that she doesn't know if she will be authoring a fifth Twilight book because she's kind of sick of writing about vampires.

That noise you just heard was the sound of millions of teenage girls crying out in disappointment.

October 8, 2009 at 8:16am PST

The biographical documentary about our favorite vampire, Edward Cullen, aka Robert Pattinson, will hit stores next month.

Yes, a biography after only 23 years. (But 23 years of hotness! ... Well, maybe 10 years of cuteness and 13 years of hotness.)

The U.K. distributor, Revolver, says Robsessed “follows his path from a young schoolboy, to his early modeling and acting jobs, all the way through to landing his dazzling role in the Twilight saga.”

August 28, 2009 at 12:53pm PST
Photos: Summit Entertainment

Who's ready for some new New Moon photos?  Everyone, obviously! While these photos released today from the studio are noticably lacking in some departments (well, I guess R. Pattz is in the background of one of them), you have to admit they are pretty cool. Who knew Dakota Fanning would look so badass as a vampire?  Don't try to adjust your monitor.  For once having red eye in a photo is definitely a good thing!

August 20, 2009 at 6:19pm PST
Photos: Summit Entertainment

.... Or so Summit Entertainment would like you to believe. Robert Pattinson's Edward barely ever shows up in New Moon, and thus the promoters of the second Twilight installment are trying to console the ladies by turning their attention to lovely Taylor Lautner's Jacob instead. But this is just not going to work out. For one, Taylor is 17 years old. 17!

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