Verne Troyer

Verne Troyer is a Playa

August 3, 2008 at 6:47am PST

Tags: Billy Ray Cyrus, Mario Lopez, sex tape, Verne Troyer

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Mini-Me Verne Troyer leaves last night’s T-mobile afterparty with a lizady on his motor scooter.

Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.

As a personal favor, can we ask that they NOT make a sex tape! We’re still trying to erase that horror from our memory.

How awesome is the decal on the front of Verne’s scooter? Which mullet-ed stud is that; AC Slater or Billy Ray Cyrus?

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Verne Troyer Sex Tape

June 27, 2008 at 2:22am PST

Tags: One Night in Paris, sex tape, The Love Guru, Verne Troyer

Who wants to see the Mini-Me sex tape?

If you dare...click here.

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C-List Stars Celebrate the Opening of Palms Place

June 1, 2008 at 2:15pm PST

Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Ian Ziering, Jessica Simpson, Latoya Jackson, Palms Place, Sarah Larson, the Maloof Brothers, Verne Troyer

At last night’s Grand Opening of the Palms Place Hotel & Spa, a multi-million dollar, 47-story hotel, condominium, hotel, and spa and the latest addition to the Maloof Brothers’ Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas, the red carpet was littered with the likes of hot mess Latoya Jackson, 90210 legacy Ian Ziering, Austin Powers’ Verne Troyer and American Idol reject Constantine Maroulis. Not exactly the crème de la crème.

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