Victoria's Secret

Supermodel Karolina Kurkova is pregnant.

The Czech-born stunner, 25, is expecting her first child with film producer Archie Drury.

The pregnancy will force Kurkova to miss the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show, in which she regularly stars.

Guess no one wants a pregnant Angel strutting down the catwalk.

VS is going to be down two models this year, with both Kurkova and Gisele Bundchen preggers.

Ew.

Mickey Rourke has been spotted, for the second time, in New York in the company of Victoria's Secret model Eugenia Volodina.

The Wrestler star, 56, and the Russian beauty, 24, have been on multiple dates since they met in a club a few weeks ago.

Someone has told Volodina that Rourke is the guy who is constantly being photographed with his hand down his pants, right?

There is no doubt that Matthew McConaughey is a pimp.

He’s hooked up with everyone from Sandra Bullock to Ashley Judd to his current girlfriend and baby mama, Victoria’s Secret model Camila Alves.

In the new issue of Men’s Journal, Matthew explains how he’s able to wrangle such high caliber booty.

Besides the fact that he’s totally studly, ripped up like a guido’s phone number and has that fabulous “You shure do got a purdy mouth” accent, he says he owes all of his success to his father, Jim.

The Real Housewives of New York must be cursed this season.

First Kelly Bensimon goes crazy and beats up her fiancé and now Alex McCord is joining the millions of Americans heading for the unemployment line.

Government cheese is so not New York Times Style Section material.

McCord, best known for her bizarrely co-dependent relationship with husband Simon Van Kempen, was just laid off from her visual merchandising job at Victoria’s Secret.

It’s a dark day for men everywhere…and many lesbians.

Adriana Lima, the Brazilian supermodel best known for her work with Victoria’s Secret, eloped with her NBA star fiancé Marko Jaric, who plays for the Memphis Grizzlies, on Valentine’s Day in Jackson Hole, Wyoming.

The couple, who got engaged last June on Lima’s 27th birthday, had a small, private civil ceremony.

Congratulations, kids.

–Sasha Perl-Raver

Yesterday Victoria’s Secret's newest models Marisa Miller, Doutzen Kroes and Miranda Kerr joined established Angels Heidi Klum, Alessandra Ambrosio and Selita Ebanks at the opening of the new VS flagship on Lexington Avenue in Manhattan and posed to promote the Victoria’s Secret runway spectacular which aired last night on CBS.

Just as we were starting to getting a complex about the burrito we’d just finished and the sit-ups we haven’t done in months, we heard this from newbie Doutzen Kroes (second from the right):

Sometimes everyone needs a little kick in the pants to get it up, grab their Nikes and head to the gym (lord knows we do).

For everyone swaddled in heavy knits and muffin top camouflaging cold-weather wear as we head toward Thanksgiving, the day of the 6,000 calorie meal, may we present Victoria's Secret models Doutzen Kroes, Karolina Kurkova, Miranda Kerr and Alessandra Ambrosio, aka: Four Skinny Bitches Who Make Us Want To Do Lunges.

R&B singer Usher and a host of supermodels, including Alessandra Ambrosio, brought the hotness to the runway at the 2008 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Miami.

Usher, looking as smokeshow as ever, kicked off the show while Alessandro took to the catwalk sporting giant gold angel wings. Victoria's Secret sure does have a way with understated elegance.

Calling all angels! Victoria’s Secret angels, that is.

Brazilian supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio has lost her beloved Maltese Terrier Buddha and she’s devastated. Her friend posted this plea online:

Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio, 27, and longtime boyfriend Jamie Mazur welcomed their first child, a baby girl, on Sunday in Ambrosio’s native Brazil.

Alessandra released this statement:

“To all of our family and friends, we are pleased to announce that our little princess Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur was born on Sunday August 24 at 7:32 p.m. She is 6.3 pounds and absolutely perfect…She hasn’t cried once except for a second when they pulled her out. We have now felt a new kind of love and joy that we never knew existed.”