Vogue

We just returned home to LA to find a stack of mail, a DVR busting at the seams and a fridge so pathetically empty, we might have to eat baking soda for breakfast.

Our time in Sundance has come to an end, snowy summer camp is over and we’re already feeling the withdrawal.

There is a certain pulsating mania in Sundance that is magical. Five films a day, meals consisting of sugarfree Red Bull and Krispy Kremes, bathroom celebrity sighting and weather so cold it makes your jaw numb and your teeth hurt had become the norm for us.

Oscar and Gaultier and Vuitton, oh my.

For anyone who dreams in couture, lives for their stilettos and owns or can quote any of the following: Unzipped, Sex and the City and/or The Devil Wears Prada, The September Issue will be your cinematic journey to Mecca.

What do you call the woman who stole your husband, had six children with him and is more talented, powerful and beautiful than you are?

If you’re Jennifer Aniston talking about Angelina Jolie, you call her uncool.

We’re not sure we would talk smack about Jolie since she seems like the kind of girl who would cut a bitch, but calling a former leather pant-wearing, vial of blood-brandishing, knife fetish-having, bad girl “uncool” might be the deepest cut of all.

Wow.

Celebrity Fit Club must be like AA; it works if you work it, and America’s Next Top Model contestant (cycle three) Toccara Jones is WORKIN’ IT!!!!!

She looks incredible!

Toccara was snapped on her way out of Ye Waverly Inn in New York after dinner on Tuesday. She was recently featured in the best selling all-black issue of Vogue Italia, shot by famed photographer Steven Meisel, making her the first black plus-size model to appear in the pages of Vogue.

Sarah Jessica Parker and Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour, two of the most fashionable women in Manhattan, are planning to host a fashion show as a fundraiser for Barack Obama during New York’s upcoming Fashion Week.

Bow down before the fashion deities!

Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour and design god Oscar de la Renta attend the 2008 US Open tennis tournament opening night celebration at the USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center in Flushing, Queens.

Wintour and de la Renta went borough!

You know it’s an event when fashion’s most fabulous leave the safety of Fifth Avenue and dispatch their towncars to descend on some place like lowly outlying Flushing.

Tyra Banks headlines a celebration of the first ever issue of Vogue Italia featuring all-black-models.

Tyra (who went nuts with the crimping iron for the occasion) posed with fellow models including the legendary Beverly Johnson, Veronica Webb, Pat Cleveland, Jessica White, Noemie Lenoir, Chanel Iman, ANTM's Toccara Jones, Stacey McKenzie, Selita Ebanks, and Barbara Smith on 26th St in NYC's Chelsea neighborhood.

Congratulations ladies!

Sean Avery, the hockey stud who previously dated supermodel Rachel Hunter and was the other man involved with Elisa Cuthbert when she was engaged to Trace Ayala, Justin Timberlake’s best friend, inspiring JT’s “What Goes Around Comes Around,” has a new notch in his belt.

The former New York Ranger who spent his summer interning for Vogue, is dating Calvin Klein's ex-wife, Kelly Klein.

She’s 51.

Avery is 28.