Watchmen

Patrick Wilson (Little Children, Watchmen) and his wife, actress Dagmara Dominczyk Wilson, welcomed their second son on Sunday (older brother Kalin Patrick is 3).

Following the eccentric-baby-name law among celebrities, the couple named the newborn boy Kassian McCarrell Wilson.

Jackie Earle Haley is clearly on a mission to give his fans nightmares.

Haley, 47, who played a sex offender in Little Children and is fresh off of his turn as sociopathic vigilante Rorschach in Watchmen, has been cast as undead serial killer Freddy Krueger in the new A Nightmare on Elm Street remake.

Watchmen star Jeffrey Dean Morgan is the father of his ex-girlfriend’s four year old son.

And he just found out about it a few weeks ago.

Surprise! Here’s your bastard child.

The 42-year-old actor’s ex, Sherrie Rose, had the child without informing Jeffrey, who now wants to be a part of the child’s life.

We thought things like this only happened in Salem and Port Charles. That is drama fo’ yo’ mama.

Yo’ baby mama, in fact.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

This is what happens when you spend too much time around blue peen.

Watchmen star Patrick Wilson is expecting his second child.

The actor’s wife, actress Dagmara Dominczyk, is due in June.

The couple, who married in 2005, have a two-year-old boy named Kalin.

How awesome must it be to have a dad who’s an action hero? But how weird would it be to watch your dad do it on a hovercraft to Jeff Buckley’s “Hallelujah” with someone who isn’t mommy?

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Here’s a superhero name we’re guessing hasn’t been trademarked yet.

Watchmen star Malin Akerman has dubbed herself the “human condom.”

The actress had to pour herself into a second skin latex rubber outfit to play Silk Spectre II in the new blockbuster, and she says she hated every minute of it. 

She tells Maxim magazine, “[At first] I thought it was really f--king hot.

“Then I tried it on, and I thought it was really f--king uncomfortable. And the smell? When you take it off, it smells like a human condom.”

If you found yourself distracted by Dr. Manhattan's heroic package while watching Watchmen this weekend, there's a good reason for it: the crew used CGI to enhance Billy Crudup's manhood for the film.

"Why would the guy with all this power really care about a uniform? . . . I think he kind of feels like, 'You know what? I enjoy a good breeze on my private parts,'" Crudup told Parade magazine about his nude superhero character.

When asked about being naked on film, the actor replied, "I'm not saying how much the computer helped."

Zac-y Pooh and his lucky lady, Vanessa Hudgens (love the boho billowy dress and lavender mega heels, V) arrived at last night’s Watchmen premiere in Hollywood.

Sporting a beanie and scruff, Zac was extra-special smoldering.

Our boy is growing into a man, and we like it!

Holding out six more weeks for 17 Again, opening April 17th, is going to be torturous. 

—Sasha Perl-Raver

OMG!

Did Jesse Metcalfe eat Dean Cain?

Remember when Jesse was the hot gardener on Desperate Housewives?

Now he’s just the desperate loser who shows up on the red carpet and makes people gasp in wonder, thinking, “What happened to that guy?”

Jesse attended last night’s Watchmen premiere at Graumann’s Chinese in Hollywood, and he looked like straight up butt juice.

No bueno.

Very retired porn star.

And that’s not a good thing.

Looks like Jesse’s “lifestyle” (sniff, sniff) has finally caught up to him.

Abbie Cornish was snapped at last night’s Watchmen premiere in Hollywood and we were shocked at how not cute she looked.

Obviously Ryan Philippe has already made his decision but if you had a choice between Abbie and Reese, who would you rather?

It’s a no-brainer in our book.

And what’s with Abbie’s super streaky highlights?

Did she do those herself with an Ogilvy frost-and-tip kit?

–Sasha Perl-Raver

Denny Duquette lives!

Jeffrey Dean Morgan arrives for the Watchmen press junket in San Diego at Comic-Con. Watchmen is based on a twelve-issue limited series comic and is the only graphic novel to appear on Time Magazine’s list of “the 100 best English-language novels from 1923 to the present.”