weddings

Madonna told David Letterman last night that she will won't be marrying for a third time.

"I think I'd rather be run over by a train," she said. Madge also, evidently, has never had a slice of New York pizza (how is this possible?), so Letterman took her up the street to grab a slice. She doesn't eat cheese (of course), so she took hers with basil and olives on top.

We don't know many New Yorkers who would say that's the same!

At 4:30 last Saturday, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard exchanged vows inside the cloister of a convent called the Convento di Santa Maria di Costantinopoli, a luxury bed and breakfast in Brindisi, Italy.

The ceremony was attended by just 40 close friends and family members, including the bride’s brother, Jake Gyllenhaal, and his girlfriend, Reese Witherspoon, and was officiated by a family friend.

Bebe Neuwirth, best known for playing Lillith, Frasier Crane’s uptight, black turtleneck favoring, ex-wife on Cheers and Frasier, has tied the knot with Chris Calkins, founder of Napa Valley’s Destino vineyard.

Neuwirth, 50, and Calkins exchanged vows in front of roughly 80 guests at the Players Club in Manhattan’s Gramercy Park, with their friend Peter Coyote presiding over the Buddhist/Christian ceremony.

Last week we told you Maggie Gyllenhaal and her boyfriend of seven years, Peter Sarsgaard, were going to get married in May.

They didn’t waste any time.

The couple exchanged vows in a small chapel in Brindisi, Italy on Saturday, with Maggie’s brother Jake Gyllenhaal and his girlfriend, Reese Witherspoon, among the guests in attendance.

The couple has a two-year-old daughter, Ramona.

Congratulations on making it legal.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

After seven years and one baby together, Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard have set a date to be married.

According to Page Six, Maggie and Peter are planning an Italian wedding in May.

The pair has been dating since 2002, and have a two-and-a-half-year-old daughter, Ramona.

Reportedly the ceremony will take place in Italy during the second weekend in May.

Congratulations!

We hope they make Ramona the flower girl.

Who thinks this will spark an engagement for the other Gyllenhaal sibling?

We do!

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Salma Hayek’s Saturday wedding to French billionaire François-Henri Pinault at Venice’s Teatro La Fenice opera house was filled with celebrities and song.

We called it!

According to multiple reports, Lauren Conrad attended Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s wedding on Saturday.

This is what The Hills writers have been saving up for three season: the dramatic reconciliation of two former frenemies. 

Lauren probably fake cried and everything.

Can The Hills crumble to the ground now?

—Sasha Perl-Raver

After Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt officially became husband and wife on Saturday, they threw two receptions to celebrate the occasion.

The first was at Social Hollywood, where Heidi, who changed out of her wedding dress and into a shorter white number, Spencer and their guests sipped on fruity margaritas (a nod to their first faux Mexican wedding?) and enjoyed appetizers like tuna tartare and chicken salad.

After two years together, Campbell Scott has proposed to his stage actress girlfriend, Kathleen McElfresh.

The two have been engaged since November, Campbell revealed at the premiere of his latest film, Handsome Harry, at the Tribeca Film Festival over the weekend.

Campbell and Kathleen met when they were both working on plays on Boston.

“I was in a one-man play, so I was very lonely,” Scott said. “Kathleen was in a play by the same author, but with a real cast. I just ended up with the cast one night, so we started talking.”

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are officially married.

The Hills stars got hitched in an early evening ceremony at the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena on Saturday.

Before the ceremony, Spencer signed autographs for fans outside the church, which was undoubtedly the highlight of his day.

In front of about 200 guests, including their castmates Audrina Patridge, Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado, Montag, 22, and Pratt, 25, exchanged vows after an airplane flew overhead and wrote “Spencer loves Heidi” in the sky.

Can you say: Cheesy?