Who Wore it Best

Sarah Michelle Gellar, who was extra careful to make sure no one got a glimpse of her new pregnant belly, was snapped on location for her new film, The Wonderful Maladys, on the Upper West Side of Manhattan yesterday.

With those Shaggy Dog bangs, she’s giving us flashbacks of Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen.

So, who wears her hair botox best?

New soon-to-be mom SMG?

Or Debbie Harry/Courtney Love wannabe Momsen?

—Sasha Perl-Raver

With matching thigh-high slits and cleavage baring bodices, both Cindy Crawford and Blake Lively looked beautiful in their azure blue gowns at last night’s Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art. But the question is: Who wore it best?

Blake, in her one-armed, ingénue’s best?

Or Cindy, who demonstrated why showgirls love Versace (pronounced: Ver-say-se)?

Based on confidence alone, we’re giving it to Cindy.

But add to the equation that Cindy is 43 and Blake is 21 and Crawford wins hands down.

Twice the age, three times the sexy.

Saturday night Nicky Hilton arrived at Prive nightclub in Las Vegas to celebrate her 30th birthday wearing the same Matthew Williamson dress Katy Perry wore out to dinner at Nobu in New York on Thursday.

We majorly have our fingers crossed that we can snag one of those when Williamson’s H & M collection debuts on April 23rd, but the question at hand is: Who wore it best?

Katy with her purple, puckered lips purse and opaque tights?

Or Nicky and her matchy-matchy royal blue Christian Louboutin heels?

When is Nicky going to make friends with food again?

Gold sequins?

Check.

Mermaid bottom?

Check.

Flaxen locks?

Check.

At Sunday’s Academy of Country Music Awards in Las Vegas, Kellie Pickler and Julianne Hough looked eerily similar.

Zuhair Murad created both of the dresses the ladies wore but designers and stylists are usually extremely careful about placing stars in anything comparable.

Not this time.

So, who wore their Zuhair Murad gown best?

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Welcome to the Terrordome, bitches!

This is a two man enter, one man leave-style showdown of The HoJo vs. Our Least Favorite Whore in the World.

So, which redheaded bitch gives a better “Who just s—t in my cereal?” face?

The HoJo showed off her new locks and sour expression at the Moet and Chandon party in London last night.

Guess who wasn’t with her: her husband Ryan Reynolds.

These newlyweds sure are spending a lot of time apart.

Is it just our wishful thinking or is there trouble in paradise already?

—Sasha Perl-Raver

With the same uber-bleached hair over the eyes, flaming red lips scrawny frame and pasty pallor, Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen at Friday’s launch of Carrera’s new sunglass line and Mary-Kate Olsen at Sunday’s 125th Anniversary season gala of the Metropolitan Opera are almost interchangeable.

Is this the Twilight look?

We are not loving it.

The undead are un-fabulous when they hit the red carpet. Both these girls need a hefty meal and a new stylist.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Since when is the fumigation tent look in?

On Saturday, Cameron Diaz, who loooves to take ugly fashion risks on the red carpet, like the year she showed up to the Oscars in a kimono with her hair looking like it hadn’t seen either shampoo or a brush in weeks, arrived at the Independent Spirit Awards working some mayjah horizontal strip action.

You know bitch is skinny when…

It reminded us of another butt-ugly dress, the one Pink wore to the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards.

What’s worse?

Long have been the days of the red, strapless, sweetheart mermaid gown. It’s a Hollywood classic.

At last night’s Golden Globes, both Kyra Sedgwick (nominated for The Closer) and Eva Longoria (who presented with smokeshow Simon Baker) did their best Jessica Rabbit, Eva in Reem Acra, Kyra in Oscar de la Renta. But who wore it best?

Eva in her skin-tight, pushed up version or Kyra in her Gilda version?

All we’re saying is, somewhere Rita Hayworth is giving Kyra golf claps.

At last night’s 20th Palm Springs International Film Festival Awards Gala at the Palm Springs Convention Center, the ladies were all about working that clavicle.

So who wore it best?

The always elegant and swan-like Anne Hathaway, irrepressibly adorable Amy Adams or the surprise second coming of Gwyneth Paltrow, Dakota Fanning, who is blossoming before our very eyes?

This is NOT a trend we support!

We hoped men in black leather calf boots went out with the plaid tide that Nirvana and Pearl Jam washed in, but apparently some a-hole has decided to revive the hideousness.

Bad call!

This afternoon Russell Brand, wearing Mary-Kate Olsen’s hand-me-downs, was spotted in Beverly Hills wearing the lace up version of this fashion travesty while, on Saturday, John Legend pulled on the high sheen Gestapo version to goose-step down the CNN Heroes tribute red carpet at the Kodak Theater.