Who Would You Rather

Jason Bateman (aka: The Second Coming of Teen Wolf), Christian Slater (aka: JD and/or Hard Harry…although that was 1990) and Rick(y) Schroder (aka: Silver Spoon-sucking Ricky Stratton, a show that Bateman co-starred on) all attended the White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington DC this past weekend. 

So who would you rather?

And, perhaps more importantly, what the eff happened to Christian Slater’s face???

He’s shot through with more botox than Nicole Kidman.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

It’s the Battle of the Eds!

Last night, a newly tanned and shorn Ed Westwick (loving the haircut, Eddie) attended the Costume Institute Gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

Meanwhile, downtown, Ed Norton was co-hosting the Soho Rep Spring Gala.

Both Eds cut a fine figure in a black suit and skinny tie, but who would you rather?

Gossip Girl’s resident bad boy?

Or an Oscar-nominee with a history of bad behavior onset and in the editing room?

You gotta love a little sinister streak.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Giggity Goo!

Last night’s Hollywood premiere of Star Trek brought all the most scrumptious boys to the yard.

J.J. Abrams has the best taste in men!

There was J.J.’s early muse, star of Felicity, a man we’d follow across the country: Scott Speedman.

Followed by Matthew Foxy Fox, a man who makes us wish we were Lost, not showering and being chased by polar bears on a desert island too.

And, finally, Chris Pine, Abrams newest darling, the star of Star Trek and a man bound from massive, global stardom.

Last night was ShowWest’s closing night awards banquet where the National Association of Theater Owners honored the actors and actresses they’ve knighted the biggest stars (and sacred cash cows) of the upcoming year.

The honorees included Zac Efron, Rachel McAdams, Audrina Patridge (say WHAT?!?!?), Dennis Quaid, Michael Caine, Sienna Miller, Zack Snyder, Bradley Cooper and Michael Bay.

So who would you rather?

Zac-y Pooh in all his barely legal, 17 Again glory?

We don’t know what was up with the tuxedo action on the Gossip Girl set yesterday, but it sent visions of corsages, limos and spiked punch spinning through our heads.

So, who would you rather dance under the glittering disco ball with?

Ed Westwick, in his powder blue pimp suit?

Or Chace Crawford, who kept it simple and studly in classic Rat Pack black?

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Forget the Fast or the Furious, we’ve got the Smokin’ and the Studly.

Last night the cast of Fast and Furious arrived at the film’s premiere at the Gibson Amphitheater at Universal City Walk in LA.

Once upon a time, this cast as the hottest group in Hollywood. But that was in 2001.

Abbie Cornish was snapped at last night’s Watchmen premiere in Hollywood and we were shocked at how not cute she looked.

Obviously Ryan Philippe has already made his decision but if you had a choice between Abbie and Reese, who would you rather?

It’s a no-brainer in our book.

And what’s with Abbie’s super streaky highlights?

Did she do those herself with an Ogilvy frost-and-tip kit?

–Sasha Perl-Raver

Last night’s Giorgio Armani 5th Avenue Store Opening brought all the lovelies to the yard including John Mayer, Leonardo DiCaprio and Ricky Martin (what rock has he been hiding under?)

So who would you rather?

Smoldering Mayer?

Queen-y but cute Martin?

Or luscious Leo?

–Sasha Perl-Raver

Amy Winehouse, drinking a beer and actually looking less cracked out than usual (which isn’t saying much), was spotted playing soccer on the beach on holiday in St.Lucia yesterday.

If she traded that bikini for some leather pants and bit the head off a chicken (which she’s probably already done in the middle of a bender), she’d be the skinnier, female version of Alice Cooper.

So who would you rather?

Super-wasted Winehouse or shock-rocker Cooper?

We already know you Twilight fanatics are screamin' and creamin' for Robbie but, you have to admit, Keira Knightley's beau Rupert Friend shares quite a few vampirical characteristics with Pattinson.

The gaunt, pasty pallor, the dirty, floppy mop, the wicked blue eyes that burrow into our soul; both boys have them.

So who would you rather have suck our blood while rubbing their hair grease all over you?