Yankees

Well, we guess it's official now.

A-Rod has moved on from Madonna to Kate Hudson and Kate is apparently following Skeezy Rodriguez around like a lost puppy as he travels with the Yankees.

Oh, Kate, please get out now. No one wants to be the "New Madonna" when it comes to relationships.

Oh snap!

Game on!

Reports are beginning to circulate that once Madonna decided her marriage to Guy Ritchie was over, she pounced on some sexy fresh meat; Yankees third-baseman Alex Rodriguez.

No wonder she went to a Yankees game (where she looked ridiculously out of place)!

New York Yankees' shortstop Derek Jeter unveiled a new line of Champion razors, part of his new partnership with Gillette.

The Gillette Champions campaign features sports icons Tiger Woods and Roger Federer alongside our man Derek. Gillette released a statement saying they choose these three because, in the world of sports, they epitomize “The Best a Man Can Get.”

We totally agree; it doesn’t get any better than Derek Jeter! He’s baseball’s Justin Timberlake; obscenely talented, super studly and total kryptonite to the ladies.

Nice pit stains.

Madonna took her three children and manager Guy Oseary to a New York Yankees game Sunday. She seems completely out of place.

We’re over Madonna and her skanky attitude. Her music has sucked since Ray of Light and the faux-Brit thing has worn way thin.

When is someone going to tell her that her body is scary? Those arms are too diesel, she’s beginning to look like Ahhh-nold in Pumping Iron.