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September 5, 2008 at 2:17 AM PST

Tags: American Pie, Annette Benning, Meg Ryan, Tara Reid, The Women

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Poor Tara Reid. She’s not even a hot mess; she’s just a messy, funky, puke-in-the-hair mess.

The former actress attended last night’s premiere of The Women in Los Angeles. Why? She’s not in it, we doubt she’s friends with Meg Ryan or Annette Benning and there’s really no place for her on the red carpet anymore. She hasn’t acted in years, she’s reportedly a raging alcoholic and she looks like a reheated poopburger.

While the former American Pie starlet signed autographs for fans in the crowd (who would want one?) her boobs almost popped out of her super cleavage-y dress.

So? It’s not like we haven’t seen them before. This girl needs to retire and slink away. Bad scene.

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