Tatum O’Neal Gets the Gary Dourdan Treatment

July 2, 2008 at 10:26am PST

Tags: drug bust, prison, Tatum O'Neal

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Proof once again that being famous gets you off the hook every time.

Tatum O'Neal, 44, has pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with her June 1st arrest after she tried to buy crack cocaine.

Ready for her punishment?

She has to spend two half-day sessions in a drug treatment program and pay a $95 fee. If O'Neal meets those conditions before her next court appearance on September 4th, the case will be dismissed and all charges dropped.

That is such garbage. It was CRACK COCAINE!

Was the judge stupid enough to believe her sob story about being “triggered” to buy crack by the death of her cat or is Paper Moon one of their favorite movies?

People get steeper fees for DUI’s. Not people like Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Ritchie, but normal people. What happened to making an example of someone?

Sometimes we wish Hollywood had the same rules as Singapore.

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