Madonna

No, that's a serious question. Would you take marriage advice from Madonna? How about Alec Baldwin or Kelly Ripa?

Well, get ready to, because that's actually who will be doling it out on Jerry Seinfeld's new show, The Marriage Ref, which debuts on February 28th.

If you're a celebrity and you're still alive come 2010, it seems like you'll be in the minority.

Singer/songwriter Vic Chestnutt, whose songs have been covered by artists such as Madonna, R.E.M. and The Smashing Pumpkins, died Friday following an intentional overdose of prescription drugs. He was 45.

Our thoughts are with his family during this difficult time.

Yeah, right! But that's what Dolce & Gabbana wants you to believe it its new ads.

They have Madonna "showcasing when soft sensuality meets bold authenticity."

That's weird, we just see her washing dishes in expensive clothes. Guess we missed something.

Madonna, who we always love seeing in films (that's a joke), is getting ready to direct her own film (we wish that was a joke).

The film will feature two stories. The first is a historical love story about the Duke and Dutchess of Windsor, and the other is about a modern couple.

Guy Ritchie said ex-wife Madonna is "retarded." For real. He really said that.

His exact quote was: "I still love her. But she's retarded, too." Takes one to know one, huh?

Madonna told David Letterman last night that she will won't be marrying for a third time.

"I think I'd rather be run over by a train," she said. Madge also, evidently, has never had a slice of New York pizza (how is this possible?), so Letterman took her up the street to grab a slice. She doesn't eat cheese (of course), so she took hers with basil and olives on top.

We don't know many New Yorkers who would say that's the same!

Now that we got our Kanye rant out of the way, we can talk about the good parts of MTV's Video Music Awards last night, and there were a lot!

Justin Timberlake has reportedly promised director Guy Ritchie he will appear in one of his next films.

The two men were spotted at Ritchie's Punchbowl pub in London recently, and the pair shook hands on the deal.

Timberlake, 28, could appear in Ritchie's upcoming projects including the musical Guys and Dolls and also a remake of the war film Wild Geese.

Courteney Cox and husband David Arquette are reportedly planning to adopt after having no success with IVF for a second child.

The couple conceived their daughter Coco, 5, through IVF and reportedly tried again this year but had no success.

An unidentified source said: "It's been a tough ride already. They've said they'll do 'whatever it takes' to have another child and have started looking seriously at adoption. Courteney always wanted loads of children, but after fighting so hard to have Coco, she and David had to face facts."

Celebrities take to Twitter to share their heartfelt emotions about the passing of Michael Jackson.

The Queen of Pop aka Madona released the following statement about the King of Pop. "I can't stop crying over the sad news. I have always admired Michael Jackson. The world has lost one of the greats, but his music will live on forever! My heart goes out to his three children and other members of his family. God bless."