Lindsay Lohan

Not to be outdone by Lauren Conrad or her former nemesis Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff is now also about to become a published author.

In the a thinly-veiled publicity stunt aimed at getting the train wreck back in the headlines, Lindsay Lohan is suing the financial company E-Trade for $100 million over a commercial she says is using her name to boost the company's profit.

In the commercial, a baby refers to a milk-a-holic, boyfriend stealer baby as Lindsay. Yes, that's the offense. But wait, it gets better.

Between this and Lauren Conrad becoming a best-selling author again, we're afraid it's officially the End Times for the written word.

Lindsay Lohan is currently penning her memoirs.

Um, how do you write accurately about your life when you've spent most of it black out drunk and/or high? We're not sayin', we're just sayin'.

We would say this is probably the reason she doesn't have a real career anymore, but, really, there are so many reasons for that.

Lindsay Lohan failed miserably at DJing a party in London with DJ Gareth Geno, whom she's rumored to be dating, because she was too drunk to function properly.

Shocking.

Lindsay Lohan sure knows how to make an exit, doesn't she?

She may have spent Milan's Fashion Week making out with Robert Cavalli, but when she was on her way out she was showing no love.

As you can see in the picture, she flung her Red Bull out the window of her car at the paparazzi. Just another day like any other for the calm, cool, and collected Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan isn't the only one riling up Christians this holy week. Now Elton John has entered the fold as well.

Happy Ash Wednesday everyone!

Lindsay Lohan has pulled a Madonna by mixing ridiculousness with religion. She's posed on the cover of Purple magazine in a white robe, arms out, looking decidedly Christ-like.

Is Lindsay Lohan moving in Jessica Alba's husband Cash Warren?

They were reportedly spotted not too long ago at the Villa in Hollywood talking and then later making out.

If this is true, it's definitely a new low for Lohan (a Low-han?). And also Cash Warren, what's your deal? You have a hot wife at home and a baby. Do you really want to involved with that hot mess? Everyone just needs to get a grip.

To some it might make a bit more sense than Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson together, but something about the Ronson and American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert out and about on the town seems weird to us. He does have a new album coming out, so it's time to see and be seen, right?

The pair was spotted this week together in West Hollywood. They left in separate cars though.

Der. We wonder why!

The world's most dysfunctional family is at it again.

Lindsay and Dina Lohan are fighting back against Michael Lohan's attempts to take control of Lindsay's life (a la Britney and Jamie Spears) by talking to the press and threatening legal action.