Us Weekly

Miranda Kerr really can't trust anyone in her life to keep a secret.

First, her employer spilled the beans about her secret wedding. Now, her new husband, Orlando Bloom, has apparently been telling anyone and everyone on their honeymoon that she is preggers.

Looks like all of that pole dancing has finally paid off.

Jennifer Love Hewitt, who most recently appeared in The Client List, the Lifetime movie about an accidental recessionista prostitute, has found a new man - actor Alex Beh.

Actually, it was by a waitress, but go with us on this one.

Continuing to prove that her sober life is just as tragic as her messed up life, Lindsay Lohan was punched in the face at her own 24th birthday party.

"A waitress just hit me - punched me for no reason," LiLo tweeted. According to US Weekly, an insider recounted: "The waitress has a history with Doug Reinhardt, and Lohan was hanging out with him. She was jealous, and out of nowhere, the waitress punched her in the face!"

Don't worry, we don't mean razor blades. We're just talking iPhones here.

Jason Bateman was allowed to skip the line at an Apple store in Los Angeles to get his new iPhone this week, which did not make the 2,000 people who had camped out front too happy.

“Everyone literally started booing and hissing,” an onlooker told Us Weekly of the crowd's reaction to the Arrested Development actor's behavior.

Be prepared for some, uh, unique artwork.

A former girlfriend of Yankees star Alex Rodriguez told Us Weekly that A-Rod has portraits of himself as a centaur hanging over his bed.

Well, that's awkard.

"He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure," the ex revealed. "It was ridiculous."

Apparently Kate Hudson is a big fan of mythology.

The air quality in LA is going to be a tad bit better from now on.

Katherine Heigl, the Grey's Anatomy star who has practically become as well known for always having a cigarette in her mouth in paparzzi shots as she is for pissing off her bosses, is officially quitting smoking.

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen, 28, a former Victoria's Secret angel, is expecting her first baby with husband Tom Brady, 31, quarterback for the New England Patriots. The couple got married last Februrary.

Yes, this means you can expect yet another unbelievably beautiful celebrity baby coming soon.

"This was never actually going to be a cover story,” Stephanie Pratt told MTV News about her Us Weekly cover, screeming the headline "The Hills Made Me Bulimic". She was originally approached to do an article on the new season of the show.

 Why?

Stephanie Pratt, a secondary figure on MTV’s The Hills as well as Spencer’s sister (our condolences) revealed to Us Weekly that she became bulimic after watching a scene when she first joined the show in 2007: "I was horrified. I remember saying, 'I can't believe how huge I look walking over to Lauren.'"

Later, when filming in Hawaii in bikinis she asked costar Audrina Patridge, "What looks better, shirt on or off?" Audrina said, "On."

Miley Cyrus is growing up.

Disney's teen queen has taken another step towards big girl-ness by getting her nose pierced, a classic first step towards tweenage rebellion.

"I'll let people think what they will," the actress and singer told Us Weekly of her new piercing. "I hope no one is upset at me for doing it. I think it's lame for it to be such a big deal because...it's just temporary. You can take it out."