The Hills

It's the battle of the reality stars, each wearing a sparkly one-shoulder Brian Lichtenberg dress, in a real meeting of the minds.

In one corner, we have Stephanie Pratt in the black version, and in the other it's Paris Hilton in the blue.

Pratt clutters the dress with a lot of clunky jewelry, and there's something about the way it's fitting on her that we don't like.

Now we hate to give Paris any credit, but despite the awful shoes, she does wear the dress well. It suits her and she's styled well.

That noise you heard was millions of English majors groaning.

Former The Hills star Lauren Conrad is once again a New York Times bestselling author as her second book, Sweet Little Lies: An L.A. Candy Novel, has topped the list. Her first novel, L.A. Candy, was released this past May.

The guidos and guidettes are getting greedy.

The cast of Jersey Shore, MTV's runaway hit, are reportedly asking for $10,000 per episode for the show's second season.

Oh, Heidi. Where do we even start?

On November 20th, Heidi Montag, the better half (is there one?) of Speidi had ten, count them, ten plastic surgery procedures done. But she's not addicted to it.

She got a mini brow lift, Botox in her forehead, a revision to her previous nose job, fat injections in her cheeks and lips, chin reduction, neck liposuction, ears pinned back, a revision to her breast augmentation, liposuction on her waist and thighs, and a buttocks augmentation.

Spencer Pratt says that he's so worried about his wife Heidi's desire to have a baby, that he's barely having sex with her these days.

All we can say is: thank you!

Audrina is ready to join her Hills-pal Heidi in Playboy!

Patridge proves once again it’s all about the looks and not about the talent. The reality star is on the October cover of Maxim. And is getting ready to star in her own spinoff.

First Lauren Conrad said she was leaving The Hills, and now Audrina Partridge is jumping ship too. 

Now, as you probably know, we're not the biggest fan of The Hills here, but we can't help but wonder how the show can survive with just Heidi and Spencer! 

What do you get when you mix Juno and The Hills?

Paper Heart, is a mockumentary/documentary starring Charlyne Yi, an LA based performance artist, occasional actress and girlfriend of Michael Cera, the film’s other star, as she tries to uncover what love is, how you find it and if it’s even real.

Say it ain't so...

Lauren Conrad, former reality star of The Hills, says that her two-weeks-in-a-row #1 New York Times best seller, L.A. Candy, may be adapted into a film soon.

Hold our hair back!

Lauren Conrad's debut novel LA Candy has topped the New York Times Best Seller list for two weeks.

Conrad, 23, a former whore on The Hills, said, "If someone said to me five years ago when this all started that I would one day make the New York Times Best Seller list I wouldn't have believed it. I am so honored that it is now a reality."