If There’s Any Justice…

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are currently honeymooning in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Mexico, the epicenter of the swine influenza outbreak that’s killed 149 people so far.

We’re not sayin’, we’re just sayin’.

Considering how much misery they’ve brought to our lives, isn’t it time they suffered?

We don't want them dead or anything, just to feel the physical embodiment of listening to Heidi's music or their insipid conversations. 

Speidi, who called this vacation their “pre-honeymoon,” spoke to Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning and Spencer told him they’re “wearing face masks everywhere we go. We’re in isolation, we’re in full hiding.”

“Every second we’re washing our hands,” Montag added.

The couple, who were married on Saturday in Pasadena, California, went to Mexico to shoot a music video for Heidi to torture us with.

If karma really is a bitch, she knows what to do.  

—Sasha Perl-Raver