Who Would You Rather: Elliot Mintz, George Hamilton or Valentino?

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you sexified by my sun-kissed, orange skin, baby?

Looks like fashion icon Valentino decided to channel Hollywood publicist Elliot Mintz and George Hamilton by hitting up the same tanning bed/mystic tan den of doom before hitting last night’s premiere of Baz Luhrmann’s Australia in New York.

We know they’re all so enrapturing, but which leathery lothario would you rather? And, no, you can’t say all three.

Would you prefer to snuggle into Hamilton’s toasty bronze, Mintz’s tomato bisque or Valentino’s orange juiciness? We almost wonder if he was just trying to be super fashion-y and coordinate with the poster behind him. He totally matches.