Zac Efron Says No To Social Networking

We are not on the Facebook bus.

We check our Myspace page every six weeks or so.

We call Twitter “Tweets for Twits.”

And you know who’s on our bus too?

Zac-y Pooh.

That’s right, anyone following a Zac Efron Twitter account or who has him in your top friends, that’s not really Zac.

At last week’s press junket for 17 Again Zac said, “I don’t have a Twitter or a Myspace or a Facebook or anything like that. I kind of value having people not know where I am or what I’m doing.”

“I couldn’t be the one who’s like, ‘Right now, I’m putting on my jeans,’” his co-star Michelle Trachtenberg chimed. “Who cares?”

“‘And texting,’” Zac ribbed, pretending to type on an invisible Blackberry.

“From you?” Thomas Lennon countered, “More people than you’d think.”

“‘I’m on the toilet,’” Zac pretend to text.

“More people care than you think,” Lennon smiled.

“‘Still on the toilet,’” Zac continued.

“Ewww,” Trachtenberg laughed.

“’Almost done,’” said Zac.

“That’s good because you can also send pictures,” Matthew Perry deadpanned.

“‘Can anyone go to CVS and pick up Febreeze?’” Trachtenberg giggled.

“Seriously on Twitter,” Zac gasped through laugher. “‘Guys -- dot dot dot -- out of TP.’”

—Sasha Perl-Raver